Where is the information?

Lost in data.

Where is the data?

Lost in the #@%!&database!
- Joe Celko, The Guru's Guide to SQL Server Stored Procedures, XML, and HTML (With CD-ROM) by Ken Henderson , ISBN: The Guru's Guide to Transact-SQL , Page: 163

 
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"
- Anonymous