Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
- Abelson and Sussman
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
- Bill Bryson
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
- Vidiu Platon