Why do we expect documentation to accurately describe the product when the documentation is finished first?
- Anonymous - "understanding documentation..."
 
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
- Anonymous
 
I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
- Joseph Costello
 
Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
- Gerald M. Weinberg
 
There is nothing in the programming field more despicable than an undocumented program.
- Ed Yourdon
 
Voluminous documentation is part of the problem, not part of the solution.
- Tom DeMarco
 
We are uncovering better ways of developing software by doing it and helping others do it. Through this work we have come to value: Individuals and interactions over processes and tools, working software over comprehensive documentation, customer collaboration over contract negotiation, responding to change over following a planþ
- Anonymous - Agile Software Development Manifesto
 
3 Biggest Software Lies:
- The program's fully tested and bug-free.
- We're working on the documentation.
- Of course we can modify it.

- Anonymous
 
3 Biggest Software Lies:
- The program's fully tested and bug-free.
- We're working on the documentation.
- Of course we can modify it."

- Anonymous