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One person's data is another person's program.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
Hindsight is an exact science.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
God is real, unless declared integer.
Programming Proverb. Found in a Linux fortunes file. It's a joke. If you don't understand it, you might want to learn more Fortran.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
3 Biggest Software Lies: - The program's fully tested and bug-free. - We're working on the documentation. - Of course we can modify it.
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"